(via julee-xo)

| child: | mommy i can't sleep |
| mother: | don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations |
| mother: | RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH |
| Me stubbing my toe around my parents: | Good golly that was not a good thing to feel |
| Me stubbing my toe around my friends: | Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuck |
| my parents: | you're so beautiful and perfect you can get anyone you want |
| everyone else: | quick someone call animal control there's a gorilla on the loose |